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Megs hearts Michele. NOT!

Finally. The moment has come for a Michele Bachmann post (or at least, a real one). There are lots of things that she says that we can poke fun at. More or less really, everything that comes out of her mouth. The only thing she has going for her is that she’s the best dressed woman in Congress. (Wearing yellow on the House Floor? You go girl!) 

But I promise you, everything else is dribble. If you have a least some intelligence and had the misfortune of watching her speech (read: dribble) after the SOTU, you know that she is so far gone we should start calling her Pat Buchanan.

Meghan McCain (I love this woman) had some choice words for her. A poor man’s Sarah Palin, though, Megs?  That’s the best you got? (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/01/27/meghan-mccain-michele-bachmann_n_814708.html)

Thanks Chad, you could not have put it more aptly.

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Some suggestions are that perhaps we would see an enhancement of wildlife expansion because of the warmth of the pipeline…The [ANWR] pipeline has now become a meeting ground and “coffee klatch” for the caribou.
Michele Bachmann, on how an Alaskan oil pipeline would encourage caribou to mate and reproduce (?????) #rememberwhen #Oldiebutgoodie

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If Teddy Roosevelt was a dog. Or the most badass Republican of all time: the Governator! 

If Teddy Roosevelt was a dog. Or the most badass Republican of all time: the Governator! 

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In the interest of ethical journalism

Here at politipug we (read: I) hold ourselves to the highest standard of journalism. Ok, ok. So he was born in Hawaii! Reporter recants on FOX News. But that doesn’t mean he doesn’t have a secret allegiance to Kenya or…even worse…black people! #treason #traitor #black #impeach #sarah2012 #michele-can’t-look-at-the-right-teleprompter-because-she’s-crosseyed-bachmann

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/26/celebrity-journalist-says-he-never-talked-hawaii-governor-obama-birth/

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omg omg omg! Cuter than a hill intern during her first day at Cannon realizing she’ll be licking envelopes for the entire summer for no pay! #precious 

omg omg omg! Cuter than a hill intern during her first day at Cannon realizing she’ll be licking envelopes for the entire summer for no pay! #precious 

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You don’t need sound. Just know this pug must be the Albert Einstein of the pug world. I didn’t know they could even be trained - my pug still…STILL runs into the patio glass door. STILL. 

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#sarah2012

I’m sure she thought she was being clever. And it is, well, clever if you’re a 5th grader whose older brother just told you what the f-word meant. Last night on FOX News (where else) in an interview with talking head Greta Van Susteren, Ms. Palin said that Obama’s speech  “was the WTF, you know, winning the future,” which was appropriate because “there were a lot of WTF moments throughout that speech.”

Har har Sarah, well played my girl, well played.